A Handicapper’s Lot
“Our feelings we with difficulty smother
When the handicapper’s duty’s to be done–
Taking one consideration with another–
The handicapper’s lot is not a happy one.”
With apologies to Messrs Gilbert & Sullivan, this was the predicament facing Port Macquarie Yacht Club’s handicapper when after the abandonment of last Sunday’s scheduled ocean buoy event due to atrocious bar conditions, a replacement river course was sailed.